rateusz update

rateusz update is definition of something never updating.

A: I wonder when a
Apple phones will be really cheap.
B: Probably when rateusz update.

by rat111 July 17, 2021

Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂

Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )

by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020

end update

something we will never get in minecraft

.yeah

end update is never coming out

by endupdateisnevercomingout August 23, 2025

Dusttrust (Updated)

no i despise the old "definition"
what a bizzare creation
are you kidding me
being upset about your past isn't really something you should be doing
but come

forgive me
- TheGreatJan

this dusttrust (updated) "defininition" got updated because i was slightly stupid a year ago

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless

“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating

by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

Slatus Update

An intentional status update in the wee small hours of the
night, giving the impression that the poster is sleep facebooking or away with the fairies. It's actual intent is for just a handful of people to understand, to encrypt a message or for humor. Corruption of 'status' and 'it's late, as'

"Hahaaha, did you see Seth's been sleepfacebooking at 2.30 again?" "nah bro, he was sending a Slatus Update to his gfriend"

by Misstrixsy August 1, 2012