toashted

toe-sh-ted

term used by Indian-descent Dunkin Donuts associates when a person orders a bagel.

Customer: Hi I'd like a plain bagel with butter please.
Dunkin Donuts: Would you like it toashted?

by Most Valuable Toashter November 25, 2006

toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

by jaketlb September 15, 2009

Synonym Toast Crunch

When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.

To exaggerate:

Person 1: How was your history class today?

Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.

Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?

Just plain stupid:

Waiter: *brings food to customers*

Customers: Thank you!

Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!

Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.

by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

the toasters

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.

by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006

Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.

How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.

by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017

toastergasm

the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.

"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"

by llymbass July 22, 2007