Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto April 30, 2021

toebiterbea

an amazing person that everyone should love. kenzie loves them a lot

everyone is in love with toebiterbea <3

by kenz <3 June 26, 2021

Tobias: The Almighty Physician

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual

Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

by Honeydew.com June 28, 2021

Tobias

A real blowhard. But he has cat-like agility and wouldn't just lie there in bed. He's willing to blue himself if the situation calls for it. He's an excellent actor who will suck up a chubby if need be.

"Who's that blue man?"

"That's my analrapist Tobias."

by ANEWSTRT September 18, 2021

Tobias James

Tobias James is a traitor from the book series ‘Atlantis: Lost World’. Just don’t talk to him. It’s not worth it.

Tobias James is r/I’m14andthisisdeep.

by Mingain September 23, 2021

Tobias

Fat, ugly human being that sucks dick all day and only plays Roblox games all day. Saying the n-word is a hobby for him. Likes FATima(his sister) a lot, like he has a big crush on her.

YO is that Tobias outside wow I haven't seen him in years.

by Tobias might be gay November 21, 2021

Tobiáš

He is the funniest person ever everyone loves him

Tobiáš is the best

by anonym29093 November 22, 2021