Tonky

A Brooklyn based artist and designer. His website is www.TonkyDesigns.com

Tonky's graphic design work combines concept, craft, and originality

by TonkyDesigns August 22, 2009

twonker

a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.

"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"

by plack_uk March 23, 2005

tonk

Noun (1): The sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Noun (2): A derogatory term for an illegal alien crossing from the United State's extremely porous southern boarder, originating from the sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Verb: The act of hitting the head of either an illegal Mexican immigrant or another person with either a D-cell maglite or similar object

Boarder Patrol: "Yeah, I bagged that damned tonk before he made it to the freeway!"

"Shut up before I tonk your dumbass."

by MitchD December 28, 2005

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk= A name for the a white womans booty.

I want some of that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

by Ho Bitch/ Meaghan January 11, 2006

Tonk-Tonks

Any person whose appearance or disposition suggests they may be less evolved than the average modern human. The common tonk-tonk will often be found in a multicolor japanese car with tilted rear wheels (due to improperly lowering its body without adjusting the suspension) blasting either reggaeton or doofdoof music (or any other primitive- or tribal-sounding monotonous soundtrack with simple and repetitious beats.) Many tonk-tonks wear loose-fitting clothing, seemingly because such garments remind them of the animalhide wrappings their grandparents crafted in the jungles and pastoral hills of the remote islands from which most tonk-tonks originate. Most tonk-tonks tend to have success in the bartering of goods (usually drugs) as their mental resources are geared toward the nomadic hunter-gatherer mentality. They also usually have some type of legal trouble following them, as their simple brains cannot grasp the concept of laws or rules. When one encounters the common tonk-tonk in its natural habitat (the club, fastfood restaurants, sportsbars) it is wise not to use complicated verbiage or gestures, as tonk-tonks are frightened of things they cannot understand and may initiate primal defense instincts, resulting in frantic utterances in their monkey-language and sometimes bitemarks. They can be restrained by employing well-aimed severe kicks to the face, especially once the tonk-tonk has fallen to the ground.

E.M.F. likes to yell at the Tonk-Tonks in his gwala gwala dialect because they think he can talk to their deceased ancestors who learned the secrets of sneaking past the border patrol and avoiding capture by the I.N.S.

by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010

Tonka Trash

People raised on or around Lake Minnetonka, who had every opportunity to accomplish at least something in there lives, but are either simply too lazy or stupid to do so.

Many of these people were born with a silver spoon and are spoiled brats.
Most Tonka Trash can be found in Exelsior Minnesota at either Bayside or Maynards embibing copiouse amounts of cheap beer and screwing the same people they screwed in high school. If not in exelsior Tonka trash can be found at Big Island doing the same thing they do in Exelsior except in piss rich waters.

dude did you see that guy stumbling back there, he is truely tonka trash

by dabigsweede August 24, 2009

twonk

Muppet, idiot, fool, one of little brain power, a tool, a silly sausage, a fuckwit

"You dozy twonk, you sposeta taka safety off firs"

by flatley July 15, 2008