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Thousand Island

Term for a sexual act in which a man punches a woman in the stomach to induce her to vomit on his penis, followed by forced oral sex.
Tom received a Thousand Island from his kinky wife.
by eyh6 December 27, 2005
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Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.
A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)
by Puck Spice December 2, 2007
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Ten thousandths

Michael, if you dont shut up youre gonna get "ten Thousandths" Please see 'sk-ting for further reference'
by Kat April 19, 2003
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Two-thousand-and-late

Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"

This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.
"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"

"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"
by Geralt the White Wolf May 19, 2021
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thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
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Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.
I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.
by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016
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Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
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