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Shirt Tailed

When wiping and you accidentally use the back of your shirt to wipe your ass, leaving a skid mark or a tail. This is usually done when wearing a dress shirt. It is always unintentional

Although I have never personally done this, I do believe it to be theoretically possible and it has likely happened at some point in human existence.
I need to go home, I just shirt tailed myself in the men's room.
by DL & CP for UD November 26, 2014
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golden talleywackers

Golden Tallywackers refer to the scoring system of bocce ball.
Wow, thats worth a whopping 2 golden tallywackers, bocce good throw!
by luckypotatoes August 3, 2005
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tailey

anal sex. Anal sex is repulsive and indecent to some people, but some people JUST love it.
1) Hey chick, lets have some tailey.

2) Chick, I'm ready for a night of some hot, passionate tailey.
by K-Business March 4, 2005
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Tallea

A Tallea is a type of fish that smells that swims in oceans. It can also be used to call a person Tallea calling them a stinky fish.
I caught a Tallea yesterday it smelled so bad.
Tallea's livestream really is bad.
by notumby August 31, 2018
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taliger

a really awesome person, mainly a scene emo thingy. Mainly with the name of Talia.
"DUDE, That Taliger Girl is so0o Rad... :D"
by Shelby Taylor January 20, 2008
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tallett

oh you are so tallett
by Radlife February 19, 2008
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Tailenis

The word Tailenis was originally formualted to explain a tail / penis like appendage on a small soft toy bear. It describes something which could be viewed as either a penis or a tail, but is ultimately indeterminable.

Tailenis can also be used as an insult towards men who act stupid, sleazy, creepy or in a caveman manner, to explain that they have not evolved and are an evolutionary throwback.
"Ya know what, I think I'm going to leave his unusual manhood alone, partly because I think it adds character, and partly because its inhumane to cut a tailenis off anyone."

OR

"Leave me alone, you creepy tailenis"
by Melisk23 December 17, 2009
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