whisky shits

The shits produced from excesive drinking the night before.

"Great party last night, but when I woke up this morning I sure had one hell of a headache and a really bad case of the whisky shits.... splattered right up the back of the toilet too!"

by wessy January 27, 2009

fat shits

big explosive shits

Dude Fran was telling me at work about her having the fat shits!!!

by fe"male" August 2, 2008

shitskin

Noun (slang){racial slur} Any dark skinned person, usually refers to a african american person. Analogy to the brown color of both.
See Coon,Jig,Nigger,Spade

"There's another shitskin, with a affirmative action quota job he's not qualified for, buying a Lexus"

by Zero1984_Politically INcorrect July 10, 2005

Smirnoff Shits

Runny smelly diarrhea after an evening of drinking Smirnoff Ice.

I am miserable today, I drank too much last night and have the Smirnoff Shits!

by B_Landie September 21, 2010

No Shits Given Phenomenon

A psychological condition in which a person has so much to get done but instead decides to take a nap.

"Man we have so much to get done between projects, busy work, and finals this week.. I think I'm gonna go take a nap." "Sounds like you're undergoing the No Shits Given Phenomenon!"

by SinfulStudent April 28, 2013

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012