Sniff- Sniff

This in fact is not a spoken word so much as a sound. It is the same sound made when someone is sniffing their nose as they are crying or trying to stop crying. The recovery sniffs is the sound you are mocking.

It is a sarcastic way to show someone you feel no pity for their situation.

Just like playing the tiny violin for a person, this mocks the persons sadness by "crying" along with them. See example

Bjorn: Yesterday, my girlfriend told me that my clothing is out of style and it really hurt my feelings.

Bennett: (very sarcastic)"Sniff-Sniff".... "Sniff- Sniff" oooh "sniff-sniff"...that's just terrible

Bjorn: Oh shut up

by Randoni April 6, 2009

Slap and Sniff

When a guy slaps your face with his penis and then makes you sniff it

John:why is one side of your face and your nose red?

Shannon: my BF slap and sniff' me and i found out i'm allergic to penis smell

by mr10am November 23, 2009

pussy sniffer

A guy/girl who likes the aroma of pussy

Man that nigga is one crazy ass pussy sniffer

by bulldog07 May 13, 2006

whiffle sniffer

someone that sniffs a female's bicycle seat after she is done riding it

Did you see tom with tracy's bike, he is such a fucking whiffle sniffer.

by Josh February 16, 2004

Lip Sniffer

someone with a flat nose and or big lips....ie Black person

Hey Lip sniffer, gimme my bike back

by lil adolf June 16, 2009

Skiffer

A cool girl with multiple and indisputable life skills.

Did you see how she handled herself?! Woaah?! She is a major skiffer!

by dee ess January 4, 2010

Saddle Sniffer

Bike riding enthusiast that’s lacking the social skills to interact in regularly re-occuring typical scenarios with whatever sex they are attracted to. They lack regular reasonable female interaction on a day to day basis in life. Any time a female shows up to a group cycling event, the saddle sniffer is immediately right behind them for the entire ride. He takes extreme advantage of every second the female has joined the group ride. He is offering to adjust the bike for the woman, bragging about his ability to assist with any and all types of anything the woman may need on the bike ride, warning her of anything on the trail or road ahead of them.. Offering to take her on a “private tour” of whatever area the group is riding after the main group ride... Just all in all, hes up that womans ass for the entire bike ride.. almost to the point of creeping the woman out so that they never want to show up to a group bike ride again. One of the main reasons for women only exclusive bike clubs ( because they don’t want to be around such male douches ) and one of the reasons that most group bike rides are nearly completely male dominated.

“Bob was being such a saddle sniffer towards on that one chick ass all night on the ride, dam, you’ve got to know hes not getting any at home”

by Williamsven January 19, 2011