Dude, did you just see that? I just scored a whole court shot!
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You've just been promoted to God Status
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You've just been promoted to God Status
by ZedZed February 1, 2013
Get the God Status mug.A Facebook reference that occurs when someone comes to you with something that happened a long time ago and is really old.
"But I thought you were working on a novel?" Nameless, uninformed person asks.
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
"Dude, I gave that up months ago. Update your status."
by Charmayne K. April 13, 2010
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A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010
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John Smith: is getting into the car
John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
John Smith: is getting into the car
John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
Get the Status Abuse mug.Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.
Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.
Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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Get the among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god mug.The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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