shumpkin

Stealing a pumpkin on Halloween, shitting in it, and dropping it off at someone else's house

I just gave the neighbors next door a fat shumpkin

by grizzlybear1024 June 7, 2018

Plumpkin

Standing in front of a girl while she sits on the toilet having a shit as she gives you a blow job

Helene gave me a plumpkin the other day. She pinched off a massive growler as I came in her mouth

by Revengers M March 30, 2019

Plumpkin

When you are sucking somebody's dick and they're peeing in your mouth.

This girl gave me a plumpkin last night! Best piss ever

by Jaboodle November 27, 2020

plumpkin

An overweight homeless person that typically resides in the southern states of the U.S. 🇺🇸

Anna, you don’t need to give money to that plumpkin; however, you can give him some diet and exercise tips.

by Bingo Bronson June 15, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021

Plumpkin

The of enjoying A delicious pumpkin spice latte while also enjoying a#2.

This morning‘s plumpkin was so enjoyable. Went down smooth, came out smooth. It’s definitely fall AF.

by lastfrontiermama August 27, 2021

Plumpkin

(Noun)

The act of enjoying a pumpkin spice latte while simultaneously enjoying a bowel movement.

I started off this crisp fall morning the right way. Made myself a pumpkin spice latte and it really got things going, so I went to the bathroom and made it a plumpkin.

by lastfrontiermama September 16, 2021