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splongle

The act of putting a large pear in your rectal cavity and then eating it with your dog
You can’t believe the devious splongle me and fluffy had last night
by Niggaballs1080p June 29, 2022
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splonch

A splonch is defined as an action when one throws any sort of soggy item, be it a sandwich or a sock, at someone as a means of attack.
''Yeah, I met Cody outside yesterday, splonched him. It was the funniest shit ever.''
by Francarl July 2, 2022
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Sploinging

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.
by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022
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sploinkies

an offensive slur for the group "megheads" fan of the youtube chanel supermega matt and ryan.
Sploinkies: YOURE A FUCKING SPLONKIE
by society6969420 December 29, 2022
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Splont

SPLONT: n, a body of water larger than a pond, usually with lobes, that could conceivably be drained in a few days.
"He set his dinghy on the splont, to hook a fish or two..."
by Skatedad September 6, 2022
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sploon thee

Me: hey
Friend: SPLOON THEE
by sp[pon3 September 19, 2022
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Splonck

Splonck is one of the greatest friends you could ever have. He may hate humanity as a whole, but if you are lucky enough for him to like you you won't regret it.

Splonck can be intimidating at times but he is super nice, amazing, and caring although he doesn't admit it. He's absolutely amazing at beatboxing, great at chess, and loves horror as well as racccoons.

Splonck is also a great listener and is very selfless when doing so. He's also great at sleep calling and comforting people. But he won't tolerate any bs or anyone hurting the people he cares about. Which is a seldom few.

Splonck also hates physical touch. But only one person has been fortunate enough to break that.

Funny enough Splonck could pull any girl he wanted to but he's aroace. Which often leads to some ironic situations given his caring nature.

But nonetheless Splonck is a rare gem that should be loved and treasured by all.
"Wait is that Splonck the beatboxer?"
"Splonck keeps beating me in chess! He's unstoppable!"
"Splonck is such a great friend. I wished I had a friend like him"
by Angel318 September 22, 2022
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