Sideways

Someone who is very drunk is said to be sideways

You'd be fine if you hadn't gotten so sideways last night.

by Dorian Black February 27, 2005

Sideways Taco

When turning a taco sideways (vertical) it resembles a vagina.

Woodsie - I'm Hungry
Sile - You should call Cindy, She'd love to give you her famous Sideways Taco
Woodsie - Word

by Dan "Skidmarks" August 1, 2008

Sideways

WHat you say when you don't know what to say. Also could be used to describe life. Life is sideways.

Life is sideways.

by America24 February 7, 2013

Bugger Me Sideways

To sexually penetrate one`s asshole with a 50 caliber AP ( Armor Penetration ) rifle round, before immediately inserting a 15 inch+ penis into the hot and bloody, mutilated shithole.

Jeff: *BANG* *BANG* OOHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STACY OHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHO

*BANG*

Jhonno: Such a shame that here in Cali, we *cannot do that*

Jhonno: Bugger Me Sideways

by S.S Pepe February 24, 2020

Sideways Land

It's when when a show has reached the point of being totally unbelievable as in the final season of Lost.

When the A Team built a cabbage thrower to help protect the abused migrant workers from the bad union guys the show went to Sideways Land.

Also related to "Nuke the fridge" and "Jump the shark tank"

by kevbo8 May 25, 2010

sideways hater

Someone who talks shit while you either walk away or they walk away. This person is soft on getting hard and probably never fucked someone up in a fight. They talk shit while you walk away because that is the only thing this pussy bitch can do to frustrate you.

The fake fag is a sideways hater.

by the last real don April 19, 2011

Sideways Mickey Mouse

Getting an HJ on the space mountain roller coaster

Ryan got a sideways Mickey Mouse yesterday

by laz3r b3am June 19, 2013