Taco Smear

Taco Smear:

When a man shits into the females asshole while its being held open and gaping. The man then pours extra chunky salsa, mild sauce, beans and cheese into the asshole on top of the mans shit. Next you can use a spoon or straw to eat the tasty treat out of your lovers asshole

Man that fucking twat shovel from last night deserved the taco smear i gave her

by Chili-Dogg March 23, 2009

PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.

Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!

by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011

smear

to get down and dirty in a biddy's unmentionables. ie: for a male to place his face in the near region of a female's genitalia, and "get it wet".

Matt: "yo, did you smear that last night, mayne!?"

Hector: "OH, HELL NO! that biddy hadn't been down there with a pair of clippers in years!"

by bizzle to the rizzle July 20, 2008

Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.

What a frign pap smear.

by Iskool McBob November 19, 2010

Shit Smear

A smear of shit left by one farting

You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.

by JiggaBoo Pie February 24, 2004

Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much

He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!

by Brett January 28, 2005

Simerly

Future ruler of the world as you know it.

Lord Simerly, what will you have me do?

by Simerly January 29, 2004