shleed

when you find yourself shitting and bleeding at the same time, and you are essentially fucked.

harry woke up alone, turned the lights on, and realized that he was shleeding from the anus.

by originalgunclappa April 29, 2009

shyneece

She Nice:She Needs A Woodhouse in Port Renfrew Right Paul?

Shyneece Woodhouse : , ' She nees a Woodhouse in Port Rrrenfrrrew rrrite Paul? I FEEL That , then , She Eould Bee 'APPY...SILVER WILL LOVE IT OUT THERE I CAN TOTALLY C IT. IT WOULD BEE GRRR RRR RRR rrrEA8!!!!!!!!! 1 LOVE

by Beyondrrr January 21, 2017

Shleetard

Shlee: Nickname for Ashley
Tard: Short for retard
Shleetard: Ashley is retarded

Ashley, in which country is the Miss America pagent held?
Europe.
No Shleetard, Europe is a continent not a country and America is also known as the United States of America.

by Joey November 30, 2003

shleep

having symptoms of sleep, while intoxicated or under the influence of any non-prescription drugs.

that hobo was so shleepy he didn't finish the bean burrito I bought him.

by Ricky Jagger June 12, 2016

Shleep Shloop

A synonym for pure awesomeness.

"Shleep Shloop..."

by Brian Hastert January 13, 2009

Shpleeft

Being under the influence of marijuana to the point of not being able to stop smiling.

"He was so shpleeft that he was grinning like the Chesire Cat"

by Gr0w February 20, 2012

Shaylee Moment

You have a Shaylee Moment when you have a sudden unreasonable uncumfortability with someone you like doing something they enjoy

Guy 1: Woah he plays the bari sax!
Guy 2: I don't know, for some reason I just don't want him to
Guy 1: You must be having a Shaylee moment

by Funky Arab October 29, 2018