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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017
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Moo Shampoo

The act of purposely or accidentally dropping milk or semen on someone's head.
I said in my face Arnold! Now you've given me a moo shampoo. My hair is ruined.
Sorry honey, i just couldn't control it.
by Steven Stephalonavich August 24, 2021
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Holy Schmaps

Holy Schmaps is a word made up by a 16 year old after she attempted to lighten the room when putting on her shoes half asleep on the floor.

She thinks it's a good and fun replacement for "holy shit".
"holy schmaps bro, are you kidding me?"

"Greg told me that he shoved a fork up his butt, and I was like, holy schmaps"
by Tikkytaks June 10, 2022
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Pass The Shampoo

1: A saying used when a student wishes that the entire class ignores the teacher.

Random good looking guy coined the term when he found out a girl in his school was using a shampoo bottle to pleasure herself (she told a friend and he was right next to them).
Guy: pass the shampoo!!!!

Teacher: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!

Class: ................................................
by Big Boi Jamming May 21, 2011
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flo's shampoo bottle

BROOO is that flo's shampoo bottle
by hzkthkdyhkdyx August 21, 2021
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Shampoo Effect

When because of recent use, a little goes a long way. Usually referred to when re-gaining an alcohol buzz. (If you shampoo your hair and ever "repeat", you know how just a tiny bit of shampoo will cause instant lather? that's the shampoo effect)
I had so much to drink last night, all it took was one beer this morning to get me buzzed again, gotta love the shampoo effect!
by Angie C September 26, 2005
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Sticky Shampooing

The act of after having sex pulling out of your bitch and shooting a steamy load in her hair. After which rub it around in her hair with your hands then pee in her hair and have her swish it around. That my friends is the Sticky Shampooing.
carm: "hey rick. what did you last night?"
rick: "i was in my bitches room and i gave her a good sticky shampooing."
carm: "oh...kickass!"
by Carmine and Rick December 15, 2008
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