Vriska Serket

16y/o who lives in Alternia, and has 8 D8 dice to attack. Left arm blown off by an explosion and is replace with a metal one made by Equius Zahhak. Her blood is navy blue. She types like this: syllables that resemble how 'eight' sounds like and the letter b is replaced with 8 due to her obsession of the number 8.
e.g. AG (arachnidsGrip, her Trollian trolltag) Dude, it was o8viously click88, are you that dum8?
AT (adiosToreador, see Tavros Nitram) fUCK YOU,
also she can do mind control shit

homestuck vriska serket

by dippingsauce11 November 1, 2020

heat seeker

A girl who dates a guy for any ulterior motive. (car, money, house, fame, etc.)

You have a heat seeker on your trail. She knows you'll be successful, so be careful not to let her "wife you down" unless you feel she's sincere. You don't want to buy a toll booth.

by Darian Lowe February 14, 2009

shuke

To puke while taking a shit.

After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.

by Jason Patire September 6, 2007

smuke

a miss spelled way of typing smile so it means smile.

whenever you are sad, just smuke!

by Spencer Y June 23, 2006

shuke

verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up

I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping.

(Yes, it really happened.)

by jschooly February 25, 2010

heat seekers

sperm. not just any sperm, sperm that will fight though birth control, the IUD, melt holes in condom, any contraceptive methods used during sexual intercourse.

That man has 5 kids, he must have some heat seekers.

by Thugtastic February 18, 2009

spuke

The combining of the word "Puke" (as to vomit) and the word "Shit" (as to defecate). Meaning to "Puke" and "Shit" at the same time.

"I pulled my hand out of her pants, and it smelled so horrible, I Spuked all over her and the bed"

by Suicidal King April 12, 2005