Scrotum

A big boy word for Ballsack, Mostly used with Fancy folk

“My, My, Rodrick has a rather large scrotum!”

by ShaiKai June 12, 2019

scrotumfish

A scrotumfish is the scientific name for an inflated puffer fish. It is named so because it bears resemblance to a ballsack.

Person 1: Look at that fish swimming over there. It looks like an old mans ball. Hahahaha
Experienced diver: Stay away. It is a scrotumfish. They are territorial.

by wide idiot November 15, 2020

Scrotum Alarm Clock

The act of waking up a lazy roommate, hungover visitor or anyone who falls asleep on the couch in the middle of the day, by positioning yourself over their head, pulling your underwear to one side so that your scrotum hangs out loosely, carefully position your testicles about an inch over their eyelids and then yelling “Scrotum Alarm Clock” until they wake up and scream in horror and disgust at the site of your scrotum an inch from their face. It is recommended to move away quickly so the former sleeper does not injure the scrotum by swinging wildly when alarmed.

Joe passed out on the couch, so I gave him the ol’ Scrotum Alarm Clock to wake him up!

by BigBear316 April 17, 2021

scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated

Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.

by Pseudo42069 October 20, 2021

Scrotium Phosphate

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.

“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”

by Bishop The Saint October 18, 2023

Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

by jhartley78 October 11, 2013

Chipotle Scrotum

The slightly spicy yet woodsy aroma of a scrotum near the nostrils of an unsuspecting recipient.

I was sleeping deeply until the smell of a chipotle scrotum krept into my slumbering nostils!

by Bill Shakedatspear March 2, 2019