Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.

Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..

by goat23.4 November 14, 2023

Schloink

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.

I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.

by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

Schlankly

The Sexual Act of taking a dump on a Persons Chest then rubbing your Penis in it and then having sex

Johnny just got out of the shower, Billy then gave him a Schlankly

by anonymous February 23, 2024

Schloinkin

When a person glonks on your schlonk and you schloink everywhere 🥵🥵🥵 glorble dprble

Im gonna be schloinkin on your family istg

by ZeKuleDud June 7, 2024

Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024

Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm

That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants

by cmoreride July 1, 2024

schlango

yankin my schlango

I wouldn’t yank your schlango for a million gruples

by Jan Spurlin February 14, 2025