smosabs

The luscious hair that surrounds bologna nipples

That porn star has some long smosabs.

by Tigolbitty October 28, 2015

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011

smoosh

to suck someone dick/cock/penis/twig and berries/the package/junk/ding-dong/shlomng/prick/balls/pentagon/wiener/chuck norris/gorilla/king kong

Megan Fox smooshed me last night, but i accidently gave her a golden shower too.

by ibolic smoosher March 31, 2009

smooshy-mushy

it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.

The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

smosh

To destroy, shatter, destruct, break, ruin, crack, obliterate, severely damage

smoshed It

by El Cholo May 23, 2004

smosh

To really mess something up.

Wow... you put a live dog in the fire? You really smosh-ed that up.

by Mapple Teenie January 13, 2008

SMDS

Acronym of "Suck My Dirty Sanchez"
If you don't know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, look it up.

SUCK MY SMDS!!!

by LaLaLaLyssa April 4, 2010