schnarch

When you want to use the restroom to defecate but you don't want to because it feels good because it feels good holding it in.

I LIKE TO SCHNARCH ON A DAILY BASIS.

"YOU KNOW DAVID YOU REALLY SHOULDNT SCHNARCH! YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF, JUST GO TO THE RESTROOM!"

BOB: "I KNOW BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!"

by The Gaping Doctor March 31, 2024

schnarfy

Having a VERY stuffy nose, worse than just sniffly

I’m just going to stay home anyway. I’m too schnarfy to even want to go outside, let alone actually do it.

by Goyangi July 27, 2024

Schlarkban

When a human bends over and opens a low cabinet

Hey bro, can you schlarkban real quick and grab me the paper towels

by RoBo_566 May 8, 2025

Schnorking

The act of licking a feral cat found in rural Swedish neighborhoods.

Hey Jonathan Damongle XXII, shall we partake in an extravagant schnorking escapade?

by The Bontolimer. March 20, 2026

epik shnark

a shark that is often found in ROBLOX Mortem Metallum

epik shnark is pretty epic

by oaoaoaoaoaa November 27, 2020

epik shnark

a shark thats found in ROBLOX Mortem Metallum

woah epik shnark is pretty epic

by oaoaoaoaoaa November 27, 2020

Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021