Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

Playing the Porcelain Trumpet

When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.

After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.

by joshuah! September 28, 2006

porcelin games

The olympic style run to the bathroom to puke with good form and a photo finish all due to a massive Jager hangover

Brah we got bombed last night!! Yeah we drank tons, mike played porcelin games while we played pong!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

purely a juicer

When someone raises a pot in poker for no reason other than to "juice" up the pot to induce more action.

Rads: I raise five
Hinzo: Wtf was the point of that? Purely huh?
Rads: Purely a juicer
Teddy: I call

by manzalawy August 24, 2009

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

dominic purcell

only the most hottest actor alive!!!!(but he's married and had four kids)

the movie blade trinity he played drake(dracula)

by crazy_dreamer August 25, 2005

porcelain throne

Comes from the appearance of praying when lurched over the toilet when extremely drunk and hung over. Another phrase used is porcelain gods.

She's still in the bathroom, hanging over the porcelain throne. Or, Praying to the porcelain gods.

by haymaz April 22, 2004