Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.
Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.
by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011
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Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.
'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013
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Procrasturbate

To procrasturbate is to procrastinate an important task by masturbating.

The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.

I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
by Kevin Baconator Jr August 31, 2013
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Procrasturbating

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)
"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."
by Crispy M. June 22, 2017
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Procrasturbation

Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
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procrasturbation

Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!

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J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
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Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.
I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.
by The_JDH January 17, 2017
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