Horticultural bukkake

Hay fever

I'm sneezing my head off today due to this horticultural bukkake.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020