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guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.
I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.
by Rod Brock March 11, 2007
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Pleasure Island

1. The mythical island where everyone has sex, or shimmy-shams, all the time.(Not to be confused with the island visited by pinocchio).
2. The place where couples visit when they shimmy sham.
Mrs. Grossman told us that we were jackasses on pleasure island. That seemed like a compliment to me.
by Irishdude52 February 4, 2009
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Pleasure Bump

When the head of a mans penis is prominently more wide than the rest of his dick.
"His pleasure bump was so big, i could feel my booty hole stretching."
by Noah Gould February 22, 2018
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Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon
Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011
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extreme pleasure

An ecstatic feeling so immense that the person experiencing it has no other option but to shit oneself.

Allegedly happens but is probably not limited to instances where men are receiving blowjobs.
"I had a client shit himself while I was blowing him then got mad when I stopped blowing him. According to him all men shit themselves while feeling extreme pleasure."

-u/girlwiththemonkey
by AprinceNamedWill July 2, 2023
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Pee-r Pressure

When one of your friends announces he or she has to pee, and suddenly you have to pee, too.
I thought I could make it the whole flight without going to the bathroom, but when Nicole and Eric went, I really started feeling the pee-r pressure.
by shnaa April 13, 2011
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mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.
Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
by DS612 December 16, 2008
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