pms 

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

pms by best definitions ever January 6, 2007

PMS 

Permanent Munchies Syndrome

Man, I've smoked so much pot, I think I have PMS.

PMS by Piff Lyons October 30, 2006

pms 

Something girls make up, to excuse their lack of self-control. A load of bull.

(And, yes, I'm a girl. I know what a period is, and it's nothing to irritate guys with. Jesus.)

Girl: God, I love you!
Guy: Love you, too, babe.
Girl: UGH, you're so insensitive!
Guy: ...
Girl: Sorry, it's stupid PMS.
Guy: Give me a break.

pms by NightOwlsAreBetter September 3, 2006

PMS 

PMS in the textbook is premenstral. PMS can also stand for Pretty Mean Sister or Pissy, Moody and Snappy.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a couple of days? Yeah, she's having that special time.....

Guy 1: Man she is pms

Guy 2: premenstral?
Guy 1: no she's pissy, moody and snappy

Guy 2: ohhh snap

PMS by b&m1788 May 18, 2015

PMS 

1. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
2. Pre-Mature Sex

1. OMG!! SHE IS PMS-ING!!!
2. GUY- WANNA SMASH?

GIRL NO THAT WOULD BE PMS, I'M 12.

PMS by WASSSSSSSSZUUUPPPPP June 11, 2018

PMS 

pissy mood syndrome

yu gi oh rules

PMS by Anonymous January 6, 2007

PMS 

an anagram for Positive Mind Set

wow suzie way to demonstrate PMS

PMS by Red Plaid October 10, 2009