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Girl-Perv

Girl-Perv
-noun
1. A female who constantly references sexual or perverted subject matter in formal, polite and casual conversation.
2. A female whose licentious behaviors suggest a certain inherent and distorted or impure sensuality.
Girl-Perving
-verb
1. The act of a female parading and/or exhibiting her sexuality publicly whether by physical depravities, verbal sexuality or generally overtly suggestive or socially inappropriate behavior.
2. The deviation of a female from accepted sexual practices.
Girl-Pervish
-adjective
1. to possess the attributes of a girl-perv.
Gril-Pervishly
-adverb
1. To behave in a girl-perv like manner.
God damn, the botch is a girl-perv she’s petite modeling shirtless down the H .
by boy-perv April 2, 2008
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Permavirgin

One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.

Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
by nerd-killer May 8, 2013
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perkavate

Obvs it means to suck ones nipple.
i was about to perkavate her and then she had a baby, obvs.
by Dan Slampig February 13, 2008
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Peruvian Dave

a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
i do not know why did we got to war with Iraq what do you think Peruvian Dave?
by oliver bryant December 14, 2009
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peruvian anaconda

When you attack a small Asian kid from behind and put him in a headlock. Preferably with your legs wrapped around him, like a walrus humping its mate into submission.
Steve: Come here you Asian.
Wing-wang: NO!
Steve: Don't make me put you into a Peruvian anaconda.
by Clom2222 December 17, 2014
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Perv

A middle aged man that spends his time scrolling through Instagram and liking and commenting on posts of hot girls that would never give him attention.
Joe is an obese middle aged man obsessed with hot girls on insta and sends their photos to his friends, he’s a gross perv.
by Brwnchucken June 23, 2018
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Perak

A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.
I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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