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Max Payton

a furry
max, if you’re reading this, i guess ur moms a furry too.
max’s are usually attracted to cancers ♋️
max payton is totally a furry.
by o5706 April 10, 2020
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The Payton

Being caught jacking off to a static screen, while seven others blast porn.
While gaming, one of the dogs slipped down stairs. Must have been sometime, anyhow she came back up looking horrified. We go downstairs, one of the room doors are open. We go inside, theres The Payton, dick in hand to a blank screen, with seven others blasting rough guy on guy on guy on guy porn.
by Rff28 July 12, 2021
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Max Paigonist

someone with mad levels of paigonism
Charlie Martin at arnav mauryas legendary sleepover was designated the max paigonist
by jackharlowcombomeal September 10, 2023
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Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.
Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!
by Jerome629 November 27, 2017
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payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)
"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"
by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018
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Payton

Payton:bitch stfu
by SODKDKDKXK April 10, 2019
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payton egerson

a gay o skinny dude who likes dressing on his face
brianna:why does that dude have dressing on his face

nikki:duh he's a payton egerson
by egerson101 January 14, 2018
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