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Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.
“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*
by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018
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pathectic

For the want of less words, it's a combination of pathetic & hectic, in one single word.
Ted had a pathectic day at work!
by cosmiczephyr March 13, 2010
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tele-pathetic

(noun or verb) I knew what you were thinking... and it was dumb.
Software as an industry isn't forever totally dormant so youre being tele-pathetic.
by Larry Chiang September 27, 2005
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Pathetic

Aiden is on YouTube being pathetic
by Pounce January 29, 2020
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Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.
Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
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pathertic

A pathertic general who runs recklessly into battle and gets shot in the eye
by Harold of Old April 20, 2008
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Patheticism

The act of acting like a pathetic person, such as when it comes to becoming infatuated with a character from a hit tv show.
Miranda is in love with Chuck, what patheticism!
by NonGayJay March 31, 2009
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