Is everyone planking these days?
by Stud24boy July 7, 2011
Get the planking mug.The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
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Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.
by Adam_Has_Gherkin_Bewbs June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
by Toki90 June 14, 2011
Get the Planking mug.To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.
by Ue00 June 8, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.
Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.
by L0Wee June 9, 2011
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The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.
The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.
Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"
The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."
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The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."
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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"
by alexman91 June 6, 2011
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