Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.

Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.

by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011

Jizz Pump

an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.

my jizz pump was hurtin because I skeeted so hard on that bitch

by CC3631 January 17, 2009

Sump Pump

A sex move where the male ejaculates within the female's anal cavity then proceeds to suck the ejaculate back out using his mouth

"I was hittin it from the back and lost my cool, almost had to pull a Sump Pump"

by TayZonday2.0 June 22, 2019

pump a dump

to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?

by ohnobo August 10, 2009

Lil pump

A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly

"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"

by TrapL0rd69 August 16, 2017

Pump fat

When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe

Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)

by johnathan gibbs November 24, 2003

Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 11, 2008