patteera

thicc asian mama mmmmm yeahhhh budddyyy

everyone: patteera is literally the best person to ever exist.

by pattibba March 30, 2019

taint paster

when one is to lick the taint (gooche) of another.

hey look at that man, hes a total taint paster, hes getting at that gooche taint.

by heil hitla June 3, 2010

Harry Potter and the Noscopers stone

One of the best videos on youtube full of the greatest old memes and is one of the best to watch with the fam

damn I wish harry potter and the noscopers stone was more popular

by funkeee potateees January 28, 2019

Biscuits and Gravy Platter

When you blow a load on a pair of boobs- so they get covered in your warm, white, creamy gravy and you proceed to titty fuck the pair of boobs with your man sausage. So it looks like a fresh biscuits and gravy platter.

Man I got so faded last night. I think I asked the bartender if I could give her a fresh hot biscuits and gravy platter!

by Daddypengy July 25, 2018

Paternal racism

A form of racism exhibited by those who think that because a minority has suffered in the past, they are immediately less capable of logic, rationality, character, and success. Someone who is paternally racist thinks that due to these perceived shortcomings, minority members need constant hand-holding and affirmation in order to make it. Paternal racists will often believe they know what's best for minorities and feel very comfortable speaking for entire minority groups. This stems from their inability to acknowledge that minority individuals are just as capable and competent as them. Paternal racism is frequently witnessed in individuals who are over-eager to prove to others how non-racist they are. Paternal racism is superficially well-intentioned, but in reality thrives on categorizing minorities as lesser beings. It perpetuates the damaging stereotype that minorities are less capable and need help for everything.

To black person: "I think it's ridiculous our professor expects you to get A's on the test. Doesn't he know how hard you guys have it?"

Black person: "Smh, paternal racism."

by Geegeege May 26, 2017

Harry Potter separation anxiety

the empty feeling you feel when you realize that as of July 2011, there will be no new installments of Harry Potter, and that the Deathly Hallows is going to make you cry because it will all be over.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how good Deathly Hallows was."

Person 2: "Yeah, this just means I'm gonna have a bad case of Harry Potter separation anxiety now that it's over."

by MareBearsOhMy November 25, 2010

Petteri

Petteri is a Finnish name for a man. It comes from the biblical name Saint Peter, that comes from the Greek word, Πέτρος or Pétros, meaning stone or rock. So, all the dudes named Petteri, are real tough guys. The feminine equivalent Petra, is known to be a godess like woman with a porn star body. So naturally Petteri is also one hot sexual animal, with a sensual touch.

Petteri was a popular boys name espesially in the 70's.

by MPL10 October 3, 2010