organic panic

When a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named Kale, who breastfeeds a baby that's not hers, can't find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apeshit.

Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.

by Terio Marin May 23, 2016

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Organoclzing

The act of trading sleep for midnight poetry parties and dank memes.

Hey do you want to study tonight?
Nah, I'll be to busy organoclzing.

by Run/bike/prophet September 28, 2017

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Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

by Kitolada April 2, 2020

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poetic orgasm

culmination of inner feelings (passions) when you get thrilled by reading a piece of work of art: especially poetry

1. Reading Andrew Marvell's “To His Coy Mistress”, rise me to a real poetic orgasm.

2. It's fabulous to read this lovely sonnet by William Shakespeare, it gets everyone to poetic orgasm beautifully.

by mostafa-urbandictionary March 13, 2010

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