The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats

I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again

by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024

Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.

an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

‘hello everybody my name is markiplier’
‘market plier’

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz January 6, 2024

Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.

someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"

by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

Fiber optic cable

High speed Internet access.

Fuck's all that?
Fiber optic cable. High-speed Internet access.
Lotta money in this shit.
Oh yeah?
😏
😟

by fuckjon January 2, 2026