flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

public offender

A person not prone to using politically correct words.

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.

by Monte R June 21, 2007

Offendation

When you are offended that someone else is offended by something.

I'm utterly offended by your offendation.

by Thwargle May 18, 2022

registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom

Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list

by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024

Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 28, 2017

Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Sexually Offended

Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.

“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”

by ThatOneGayPeraon June 3, 2019