numpty

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

by Numpty buy July 8, 2003

numpty

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

by Nuttey Cubey July 9, 2003

numpty

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

by Jim July 14, 2003

numpty

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

by plain but smart July 25, 2008

numpty

When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time

After math claas i had the biggest numpty

by Fernley December 28, 2005

numpkins

Numpkins, Deriving from the word Nump, to nump is to be grumpy or to be disliked by natives in a funny situation.

Numpkins refers to White People who are being grumpy when an ethnic person is teasing them.
se me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, Ha ha ha your so white!

White Kid, Hey, just because your Ethnic means you can't tease me for being white, we are all equals.

Ethnic, fucking numpkin! All you god damn Numpkins are the same!

by Solomon Reece June 15, 2008

numpty

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

by mr. e. john April 17, 2003