Moped

A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.

Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.

I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.

by Pooktastic September 1, 2009

Mixed sex naked basketball

Where men and women get naked and play basketball with each other. There are two kinds of it. One where man and women play on the same team and the other where they play each other.
It is most often played at a secluded hang out by teen men and teen women.

Lets play mixed sex naked basketball.

by Deep blue 2012 March 28, 2010

mipe

The right testicle.

by The clit commander April 9, 2003

Miked Up

A story which is based in truth, but the vital points of the story are sugarcoated over to lead to ultimate doubts and a final understanding of utter disbelief.

"Oh my god Jumbo! Did you hear about the fucking news that Mike just told me?"

"No, but I'm sure it's a fucking Miked Up story"

by Matt the Boss June 21, 2008

mopeding

when you are so desparate you bang a girl who is not exactly something you would want your friends to see you with/riding..hence she is a moped.

I haven't gotten any in months.. so I went mopeding last night at the bar

by mimesscareme April 1, 2009

miled

Miled is a male arab name but could be used for both genders. Not many people know or have heard the name .

Well her middle name is miled .

by La mexicana May 16, 2018

miseducated

Unconventional. Visually accelerated in color and whimsy both in your life and appearance.

She's so miseducated.

by Cat*e August 1, 2011