(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.
by Tomas September 13, 2004
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Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.
I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!
by fuckitall June 11, 2006
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Get the microsoft word mug.With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.
Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.
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by Alaiinya June 10, 2007
Get the Microsofty mug.A company that controls over 90% of the computer OS market share. Which is also highly criticized and made fun of. This is stupid because there the number 1 OS maker. And contrary to popular belief there products actually work. They are also worth more than any other computer OS manufacture in the world. So come on people lets face facts. There products must work because if they didn’t then no one would buy them.
by Commander Grass July 7, 2007
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