Machado

Half man, half wookiee, half nose

Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.

by Keziban December 29, 2012

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

Can a match box

Question 2 in The Impossible Quiz which is a wordplay.
The answer is "no but a tin can" (C) because the question doesn't mean a matchbox, but it asks if a MATCH CAN DO BOXING, and the answer is "no but a tin can" because it also doesn't mean a tin can but instead, it means that a TIN CAN DO BOXING.

Can a match box?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No, but a tin can
D. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 8, 2021

texas tornado match

a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling

In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

gas and match

to burn someone's possessions, usually out of anger or spite

Man, you see Marcus on da news in his drawlz wit' his house on fire?! I told him if he got caught creepin' that his lady would gas and match his shit, and sure enough I was right!

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010

collar doesn't match the cuffs

An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.

john: wow her hair can't really be that colour can it?
Tom: No way collar doesn't match the cuffs

by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008

machan

comes from Sri-Lankan slang. It means buddy.

ayy machan what u sayin?

by O'shara May 6, 2007