When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long
by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011
Get the masterdating mug.verb, intransitive The act of looking up oneself's first name on urbandictionary in an attempt to produce an ego high by reading the overflow of entries made by other people complementing their boyfriend or girlfriend. Those who exhibit this phenomenon typically have a forever alone relationship status, do not receive complements from family and friends, or, if done in the company of others, are being attention whores.
Olive: Hey look, guys! I looked up my name on urbandictionary, look at all the nice things people have said about me!
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
Joe: Shut the fuck up, you ego masturbating attention whore.
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Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
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