Maluch

The ultimate form of annoyance & just an absolute waste of space. Maluch is the most heinous form of human being & is disliked by the majority of the world. Those who choose to befriend it are generally mentally handicapped to such a state of delusion that they can barely function (no one who has ever admitted to befriending the Maluch has had an IQ above 3.) The Maluch is a very poor dresser (it appears to imitate a poor pagan widow with no sense of color coordination, a lack of common knowledge towards clothes that match in any way shape or form, a complete disregard for body type, & a severe delusion that it s signature homemade multi-colored Rastafarian hat can make any POS outfit look socially acceptable.) The Maluch is known to be frigid b*tch, know it all cow, superficial ass, condescending douche, & most definitely a hypocritical whore. Its race & nationality are constantly changing in order to maintain its douchey persona. It majors in Women s Studies even though it s gender is questioned. It takes great pride in being the Token White One in a Mexican sorority. Many have dedicated their lives to eliminating the Maluch; however, sadly enough all attempts have proven to be futile. With the strength of a man, body of a manatee, & brain of a caterpillar Maluch has proven to be semi indestructible. Maluch is in someway directed related to Satan himself. Legend says that if the Maluch is ever kind, considerate, or cooperative in any way it will instantly implode.

Man 1: Did you hear what Maluch did?

Woman 1: OMG, WTF did it do now?

Man 1: It went to Arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!

Woman 1: Why doesn t it realize it s white? Damn Maluch.

4,000 Other People: WE HATE MALUCH TOO!!!!

by ispkthetruth September 3, 2010

Manchester Blowjob

The process in which you are made to ejaculate by force. Violent motion is used much the same as one would use to force the ketchup from a glass ketchup bottle. This motion along with abusive yelling at the phallus and slapping is used to bring forth orgasm.

I hear that girl Charlotte once gave a guy a Manchester Blowjob so badly once that she fractured his pelvis. Dude needs a wheelchair to get around now

by JohnstJohn July 16, 2010

Manchild

A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...

Johnny was such a manchild he made Julie put on his socks in the morning.

by psychobunny January 8, 2009

Fu Manchu

The most rockinist ass groovinist band in the world. Songs of cars, sun, women and good times. Also once employed wordKyussword's drummer.

You see this van-a rockin' don't bother knockin'

by Gustave September 22, 2003

Manchester

Place not too far from cities of Leeds and Liverpool. Better than people think and not as much of a dive as it used to be. Has those out-side urinal things though and a woman who always tries to use them and mooches off people outside Burger King.

'Hi, can i mooch off you please? I can't speak so have cleverly written this on some cardboard with a shit biro' in Manchester

by Manchestor July 9, 2009

Manchester City

A sad football team with no history whatsoever. Their fans are known for being bitter to sick extents, like singing songs about Hillsborough and Munich disasters. They flirted with the Fourth Division in the late 90's and after regaining Premiership status, were sold to a petroleum sugar daddy. After that, the fans started acting like they have won lots of trophies in the last 50 years, despite the fact I can count how many honors they won with my left hand alone.

Thank God, Wigan Athletic proved them that money can't buy class or desire to win. 500000000000000€ only to lose the FA Cup to Wigan and the Premier League to Utd. Well done, you sheikhs.

Typical football scene in the 90's:

"Manchester City lost again, mate."
"And only lost 2-0. That's good for their standards."

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 13, 2013

mancheck

1. man-check, man-checked (n. or v.)the process of having one's manhood tested or questioned especially due to females or female type circumstances, i.e. girlfriends or shopping.
2.(v.) Having your or a friend's manhood tested because they are pussywhipped

1. Tommy needs a mancheck, he ditched the barbecue to go shopping with his girlfriend.

2. We gave Tommy a mancheck because he wanted to stay home and watch "The Notebook," rather than play poker.

by Jonathan Calderon December 16, 2008