Manch 

a.k.a. "Manch Dressing"

Sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, jizz... what have you, manch is what some people like to refer to their penile secretions, especially when said fluids resemble the color and consistency of ranch salad dressing.

Hey baby, you look like you could use some manch dressing on that pube salad!

Manch by BABIESwithTITS May 22, 2008

Manch 

Sperm that resembles ranch salad dressing.

I was tossing Jordonas salad and then I squeezed my manch all over her!

Manch by davethenooch September 7, 2006

manch 

a man-bitch MANCH another word for friend,bro or any other type of affectionate name

this is my Manch we go way back. hey manch get over here. hes my manch.

manch by ski king October 15, 2010

Manch 

a dirty male pirate hooker

"You're such a manch" (as an insult)

Manch by ManchCreator May 12, 2011

Manch 

A mans baby batter / love juice!

Troy loves the Manch!!!

Manch by MANCHER September 11, 2004

manch 

A portmanteau referring to semen, combining the words man + ranch.

After harassing the guy at the sub shop, she realized he put manch on her sandwich instead of mayo.

manch by byoqi October 15, 2012

manch 

a man-bitch MANCH another word for friend,bro or any other type of affectionate name

this is my Manch we go way back. hey manch get over here. hes my manch.

manch by ski king October 15, 2010