Masturbation Formula

The formula for creating a vague innuendo for masturbation.

Verb+Infinitive(the)+Any Noun

Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.

Guy 2: What??

Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.

Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?

Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!

by CrackerManDelux August 8, 2009

manstruating

The time of the month when men display the same characteristics of women during their "time of the month." Generally consists of elevated bitchiness, lack of compassion for others, and intense hunger. Steer clear of boyfriends, fathers, and husbands during this time. Things could get UGLY.

Also known as man-cycle.

Tom was such a brat last night. He must be manstruating.

by Manduh420 July 12, 2007

masturbation

Masturbation is a healthy excercise which is done by(and this is a fact)94% of male population and 70% of female population. Nicknames:five-finger shuffle,mastering the joystick,answering the bone-a-phone,stroking the salami,bobbing your balogna,choking the chickem,punishing the pigman,Erupting ol' faithful,pummeling the puppet, so on and so forth...

Guy: Masturbation is the greatest
Friend: I no man i punished the pied piper 7 times last night
Guy: pShhhhh i stroke the salami 24!

by Hans Schcwarz December 13, 2008

masturbation

The act of having sex by yourself, sort of. Chances are someone in your vicinity is doing it at this very moment.

Masturbation should be king.

by captainfugu December 30, 2008

Menstruation

Gordon Ramsay himself

guy: what’s menstruation like?

gurl: well, you know Gordon Ramsay?

guy: uhhh yea...

gurl: yep that’s how it be.

by gwn.y May 1, 2019

menstruation

"a bloody waste of Fucking time"

menstruation - no time for sex

by Dov.R.M. October 12, 2007

Group masturbation

The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.

Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.

John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?

Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.

by Jack Alof August 9, 2008