Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023

Sparx Maths

the definition of hell, made by someone who likes hates happiness. The bookchecks are unnesecary and the voices that they have to explain things sounds like theyre gonna cry. They think working in Amazon is a wet dream.

Person 1: bro, did you just hear?
Person 2: nah, what?
Person 1: the creator of Sparx Maths just died
Person 2: yip

by Chiknbiscuit November 7, 2023

Sparx maths

Something that makes you want to shoot yourself in the balls 17 times and gives clinical depression. This site was created by Hitler and the devil brainstorming worse ways for torture and suffering all I have received from this site is a death wish and pain. Fuck sparx.

Daniel: "oh no I've got Sparx maths due tomorrow"
Brydin: "alright, I'll load the gun"

by Oy Vey 947 December 4, 2023

standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students

"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024

Emme maths bad

Bad bad, when something is so bad it couldn't be any worse.

Example, accidentally getting your foot caught in a lawnmower while wearing sandles.

Bit of background Emme is that really bad rapper that went viral when she tried running up on someone and then clipped her self.

The other day I was sat outside my house and someone fell off their pushbike, when they looked up I noticed they had smashed out 5 teeth and ripped an ear off and I said to my self damn that's Emme maths bad

by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 1, 2025

Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.

According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.

by Damian W November 17, 2016