Fag-Lump 

When a male has oral sex with another male and recieves a canker sore afterwards, it is known as a "Fag-Lump"

When Sean Blew Micheal Baumgartner, he got such a big Fag-Lump that it popped in his mouth and almost filled with jizz...again

Fag-Lump by Rockandrolljunkiie February 4, 2009

trump lump 

A absolutely useless person that just hangs around like dead weight and no one wants to be around.

He didn't even lift a finger to help. What a Trump lump!!

trump lump by AnneP May 3, 2018

sugar lump 

Currency mainly used in Uganda. Many histoians speculate that the Falklands war was due to a sugar lump.

Hairy Native: Hoo much da Donkey?
Hairier Native: 12 Sugar lumps, and soom fudge from ya daughter.

sugar lump by Cobs July 16, 2003

like it or lump it

usually a British phrase, meaning, " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".

like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry ; at least that will cut down on some bureaucracy

like it or lump it by Uncle Dimma December 16, 2014

Grass Lump 

A female with a very hairy vagina.

Damn, that girl is a grass lump!

Grass Lump by coolforschool September 24, 2010

Longhorn Lump 

the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include:

.a sexual attraction to the color orange
.a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow)
. dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school)
.douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female)
.thoughts of suicide

the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area.

Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno...
Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ??
Alex: yea. how did u know??
Elisa: longhorn lump. -_-

Longhorn Lump by schxzophrenxc_ax October 30, 2011

dump lump 

the age old art of building a giant ball of human feces by forming multiple turds into a large sphere. This is accomplished over time and with the assistance of a refrigerator. Turd consistency must be equal to that of clay and immediate refrigation must occur in order to preserve the spherical integrity and reduce common house fly infestation

Went into Don's fridge to grab a beer only to be surprised by a watermelon sized dump lump....drats

dump lump by Captains Log 2012 February 6, 2012