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Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
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lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere
Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat
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pizza lotion

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!
by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019
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lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.
He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.
by Sewpz February 27, 2020
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perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.
I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.
by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020
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lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
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