trophy logic

This is the idea that any footballer/manager of a football club who has won trophies in their career is better than one who has not.
By extension, the more trophies a player/manager has won the better said player is. It doesn’t account for a players technical abilities & overall scoring/defending records & in the case of manager, their tactical nouse, game & player management skills.
Central to this philosophy is that football, and any other sport is only about winning & no other metric should be used to judge how good or bad a player or manager is.
This idea is particularly popular on Twitter & is mostly associated with a bloke named Mike_LUHG
Example 1
Random Twitter user: What are your thoughts on Divok Origi?

MikeLUHG: He’s better than that serial loser Harry Kane. He (Origi) won Liverpool the Champions League 2018/19 & it’s no surprise that he won the league title in 2019/20, trophy logic has never failed me. Hope this helps.

Example 2
Random Twitter user 1: Luke Shaw has improved ever since Ole Gunnar Solkjaer took over from Jose Mourinho

MikeLUHG: Luke Shaw has bottled 18 trophies since he was released from the shackles of Jose Mourinho, the only manager in his career that he's ever won a trophy under. Hope this helps

Random Twitter user 2: Trophy logic wins again!!! 🏆
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Rimants Logic

Logistical thinking so outrageously terrible it could've only been thought up by Rimants.
"Why don't we just make all cars propelled by magnets?"

"Rimants logic."
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Blaine logic

When someone gets into a ridiculous scenario but it works out just fine
“Oh I snuck into a wedding” everyone is confused wondering how “oh it’s just Blaine logic”
by Lord of the lies November 30, 2020
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Women's Logic

Once a girl likes a guy, they will use women's logic. Basically, you suspect the guy will automatically know, make the first move, preferably a giant romantic gesture that could only happen by miracle.
OMG! Jack is SO hot.

Don't rely on your women's logic. It won't work.
by qwertyuiop53723 February 14, 2012
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client logic

A breeding ground/ holding pen for social miscreants and people with assorted severe personality dissorders. It seems quite nice at first, but the longer you stay the worse it gets.
Similar to prison or some form of entrapment and torture scenario involving slow sedation and confined spaces.
by anon! March 4, 2005
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chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.
I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.
by Guido1 February 23, 2011
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Hipster Logic

Typically with the signature air of self-congratulation, Hipster Logic is the seemingly logical but contextually naïve viewpoint often used by young hipsters.
- "Buy now and save money!"
- "Giving is saving."
- "Free phone with 2 year contract."
- "1,000 bonus points!"

Unto themselves, hipsters might use hipster logic is justify an action that seems en vogue, popular, or feel-good.

Onto them, hipster logic is used in marketing to manipulate naïve consumers to feel an artificial sense of accomplishment or urgency.

I first coined this word in November 2013.
Hipster Logic often leads to ironic, if not amusing, situations.

- Occupy Wall Street movement participants using iPhones and Android phones to coordinate efforts via the networks provided by AT&T and Verizon. None of which would be possible without the large-scale investments that would only be possible through massive capital markets and financial trades.
- Driving Toyota Prius cars (where all profits go overseas) to an anti-Wal-Mart rally against low wages and lack of higher paying jobs.
- Enjoying window plants in their urban renovation condo with new hardwood floors and cabinets to reduce their carbon footprint.
- While bicycling, ignoring street lights and stop signs with the belief bicycles don't constitute traffic or cause accidents.
by ChoK December 2, 2013
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