Lipo-Lizard

A person (usually female) that hs been subjected to lots of plastic surgery, liposuction, collagen injections, etc. 'Lipo' comes from the word 'liposuction'. 'Lizard' comes from the skin being very tight around the jaw and neckline, thus making the face look reptillian in nature. Also emphasis on over-inflated lips from collagen injections, adding to the reptillian (or amphibian) effect. Breast implants can also factor in the defintion.

"Hanging out at Nordstrom's, we saw some lipo-lizard, she looked like she had at least 20k worth of surgery done on her face....."

by Mr B Shamrocks November 27, 2006

lizard lifestyle

Someone who lives life their own way. And, it's a cool way (or, so they think).

- "I like picking up gals"
- "You got a lizard lifestyle"

- "He does what he wants, when he wants!"
- "Yeah, he lives a lizard lifestyle"

by _MLA_ March 30, 2014

popcorn lizard

Popcorn Lizard:
When your in the cinema and your hands are full you eat your popcorn by sticking your tongue out and the popcorn sticks to it.

My hands were so full I had to do a popcorn lizard.

by squinthouse June 5, 2010

Lizard Squad

A large group of virgins who think they are cool.

No one in Lizard Squad has ever or will ever be laid.

by barely amused July 28, 2015

lizard kiss

A lizard kisser is a person who inserts their tounge in and out of your mouth during a make out session.

Girl1: So how was your first makeout?
Girl2: It was so nasty.
Girl1: Why?
Girl2:He gave me a lizard kiss.
Girl1:Ewww.

by Treeana October 2, 2006

lot lizard

prostitue at a truckstop who services the truckers

That lot lizard stinks!

by Jaque Mehoff January 5, 2007

Green Lizard

A beverage made from one part green Nyquil and one part 7-Up or Sprite. Generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol abuse problem that is desperate for a fix when no real drugs or alcohol are available.

Ryan: "Do you not feel well, Stanley?"
Stanley: "Huh?"
Ryan: "You must not feel well if your buying Nyquil."
Stanley: "Nah, I have some 7-Up in the room, I am gonna mix me up a Green Lizard."

by RPH.. October 25, 2007