lancing

When someone is on the search for tha booty.

Nigga 1: "Damn I could use some booty"
Nigga 2: "Nigga quit lancing you too damn ugly to get dat"

by loropocoro August 4, 2014

Lapping

P plater go lapping to chuck laps around the Main Street of a small town

Sarah: Lets get the squad and go lapping in the commy
Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm

by boonygal April 24, 2019

landing

1.an intermediate platform in a staircase
2.structure providing a place where boats can land people or goods
3.the act of coming down to the earth (or other surface)
4.the act of coming to land after a voyage

1.Bob's house had a beautiful landing.
2.The boat comes in at 3pm at the third landing.
3.The plane made a smooth landing.
4.The landing after the voyage was perfect.

by DavidW December 31, 2006

Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 7, 2010

moon landing

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.

After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

by sprtkus February 18, 2011

Lanning

The act of fucking about debating minor details of a plan esp. when followed by an almost inevitable no show.

"Culley stop lanning and just commit for once in your piss poorly planned time wasting existence"

by JournoBen August 26, 2008

Lapping

The act of punching a hole in the bottom of a beer can with simply one's thumb in order to obtain a perfect opening to shotgun said beer.

An expert lapping would entail using ones lower canine tooth to pierce the top of the just shotgunned beer and tear off the cap of the beer.

"I want to shotgun! who has a key?"
"We dont need keys, Dan's lapping the beers for us!"

"Hey, guys! I just lapped my first beer!"

"Wow, I'm drunk. I just got dont lapping about 6 beers in a row."

"How did you do that!?"
"I just lapped it"

"He can lapp beers!?"
"yeah he's a lapper!"

by BigD229 October 24, 2011