kaiser

To spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you'd rather get to know her better first.

Guy 1: Yo I had such a good time with this girl last night.
Guy 2: Ohh nice, so you got it in?
Guy 3: Nah man I totally Kaiser'd her. Why won't she text me back!?!

by Wifin on the phone gimme $20 November 3, 2011

kaiser

To be caught masturbating.

To masturbate.

Named in honor of a certain individual at PHS, who had a hard time keeping his pants on.

I went eleven days without kaisering, and when I did, I blew the roof off.

That was a tough workout, I'm gonna kaiser as soon as I get home.

I had a ton of studying to do, and I couldn't stop myself from kaisering to relieve stress.

by Boo Radley of Penfield April 1, 2007

kaiser

1. some one with a big penis that is hot
2. some one who is hung like a horse

omg stephanie he is a kaiser

by beast head June 16, 2008

Kaishaku

The Second Cut. In The Right of Seppuku, A Samurai Was Allowed Death With Honor By Cutting Up His Abdomen. After The Incision Was Complete, The Second Would Perform Kaishaku, Severing The Samurai's Head For A Quick Death. The Second Was Know As A Kaishakunin.

"It Would Be Great If I Had Kaishaku When I Saw The Bouncing Souls Live, They Suck!"

by Ibble March 9, 2005

Kaison

A sucker for love type of guy with a huge heart. Loves long walks on the park and picnics in the park. Chump.

Look at Kaison punk ass over there all hugged up with that thot.

by High512345 June 14, 2018

Kaisters

Kaisters is the named the fans of Jae or the famous solo kpop idol

Example
K: Keep
A:Any
I: Ideas

Fans 1: Do you know fans of kai?
Fans 2: yes sureee!! Im a huge fan of kai.
Fan 3: I'm a kaisters too omg <33

by the kaisters July 6, 2022

Kaiser Sung

see "Steve Nash"

by Durban April 10, 2003