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Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.
Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
by StarfishBrownies July 27, 2010
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jello ass

(n.) A large and attractive set of female buttocks, characterized by much wobbling and jiggling, particularly when observed walking away from the viewer.
Person 1: "Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T, has a superb jello ass!"

Person 2: "Of course she does! What planet have you been living on?"
by Duck-Molester November 28, 2012
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Jello

Jello:

This means to be jealous of somebody or something on the low down or without anyone knowing.
Q: How did that Kat build that business from the ground up
A: I have no idea, but don't tell no one, I'm Jello!!
by Sel-Block May 4, 2017
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arm-a-jello

when you get older or are just really flabby and then lose weight you get extra skin under your armpit that you can jiggle like jello.
man 1"Damn man you got some wicked arm-a-jello"
man 2"I know its so fun to jiggle"
by chunky chicken corn chowder August 3, 2007
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Jelissa

Jelissa is a kind-hearted, beautiful, talented, and caring girl. She loves to paint, dance, sing, and play ukulele. She has a weird, but unique, sense of humour. She has an awesome obsession of birds and caves put together. She likes to work as a team and she likes to ride horses and feed them hay. Jelissa is the best twin in the whole world. She is a best friend. The guy who ends up with Jelissa is the luckiest person on earth.
I am glad Jelissa is my twin!
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jellin

(verb) to be very jealous of something that somebody else has.
-- envious
elizabeth got to go to the beer pong party, i'm major jellin.
by word_uppp May 31, 2007
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jellicle cat

to leap or climb upon an object, surface, or person in an overly dramatic cat-like manner
We were about to leave, but then Evan had to go and jellicle cat on the car. We had to wait for him to get off the hood before we could go.
by merwenna November 28, 2012
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